Water Baby

 3rd June:

Ahhh this is the life...Fed, slept, pooped, peed, fed again....I love you Mommy!

*Blink Blink*
Who is this frail looking lady grabbing me??? Uhhh Mom do you know this stranger?? *Blushing* Not my nappy....don't remove that. We've only just met. This isn't even our first date!!

*Brrrrr* Its cold....what do you think you're doing? *Splash, splash* Blurrrgggpppgg
Almost drowned there. This is nothing like Momma's lichor used to be. I can't even taste my pee in this. It's so colourless even. How boring.

Hmmm this smooth white bar seems nice. Smells nice too. *Aahhhhh*
That's a better temperature. Wait wait, don't flip me over. I can't swim I can't swim!!
Stop patting my buttocks with the white bar....

Hmmm, this is new. Soft. Nice. Rub behind my ears will you. It's still a little wet there. *Closing Eyes* This is nice. I'll just kick back and relax a bit.

*Sniff Sniff* Wow! I smell great! Must be this new white powder they've doused me with. Aweso.....*Falls Asleep*

Zzzzzzzz