Mommy says I'm growing bigger.

I'm settling down into a routine now. I wake up usually around 6ish....I know, I'm an early bird...and I get my worm...oops sorry mommie milk! Then on, its usually sleep feed sleep feed and in between getting my backside cleaned for me by mummy or daddy.

Until yesterday, when I was being naughty and troubling mummy. She complained to daddy about me and daddy picked me up to calm me down.He briefly mentioned to mommy that I was gaining weight. That was it.
It was all Mommy needed to express what she thought she was imagining. She could feel the strain now on her arms of picking me up and carrying me around.

Hehehehe I didn't tell anyone. I knew all along that I was growing fast.

I let out another surprise at them the same evening. I laughed. Not the gas inflicted smile that I would be forced to give while passing wind. This was a naughty, mischievous laugh baring all my would be teeth!

They looked like such goofs after that staring at me waiting for me to do it again. I guess I'll keep them waiting for a while more.

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Oops! I made you a daddy!

*Blink Blink*

Hmmm, this uterus is starting to push into me now....I'm getting cramped.

Wonder what the date is?? Hey Mom! Mooooooommm!!! mommyyyyyyy!!! What date is it today?

1st June! Isn't this a little early for you to be imposing your uterus onto me!!

I'm still enjoying the tasty treats your friends made you eat at your baby shower 2 days ago! Stop trying to push me out will you.

*Soothes the uterus down* There there, I'm not leaving you and going just yet. We'll be friends for sometime yet, Me, My umbilical cord and you!

2nd June:

Ouch! Mom stop pushing. *Gags* I'm not getting enough air! Help Help....*Kicks frantically with each contraction* I can't take this anymore...I'm too lazy to fight this *Heart Rate Falls*

Ohhh everything's going dark. I'm feeling numb. Hey, wait a minute! Come back here! You, yes you anterior wall of the uterus....What's the big idea letting so much light in!!! Arrrrgghh, there's a knife in your belly!!!

*Bright Lights* *Blink...Blink...Blink*

Oh Crap! I'm out!!! Better start crying before that scary looking pediatrician whacks my bottoms!! *Waaaah Waaaahh*

Ohhh Mommy you're pretty!!!!! Who is that monstrosity of a man with a cap and mask! That's dad! You have got to be kidding me. How could someone looking like that produce something as cute as me!

Ok ok, smile for the camera!

Gosh, I'm tired now! Enough for the first day of my life.

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